Chapter One
Renaissance Faire, Tuxedo, New York
“Mmmm, I see great change. It’s good. You
need change. You’re too involved with work,” Madame Serilda, or whatever her
name was, said. “You work too hard.”
Leda turned her eyes briefly to the woman
dressed like some gypsy out of a bad historical documentary. The fortune
teller’s Romanian accent was worse than her outfit, which was amazing,
considering the cheap imitation velvet of her dark red and green medieval gown
was trimmed in white gauze and gold cording. Her dark hair looked like it hadn’t
been washed in weeks as it frizzed about her head.
Leda tried to hide her rueful smile. The
smell was the most authentic medieval thing about her. Wryly, she insisted, “Oh,
really, go on.”
The woman waved her hands in haphazard
patterns through the air and Leda knew she thought she looked mystical by doing
so. Sadly, the fortune teller wasn’t out of place. She was just as extravagant
at the rest of the re-enactors walking around the fairgrounds.
People really got into this Renaissance
Festival thing. The makeshift village looked like something from the 1500’s with
stone siding and tightly woven thatched roofs on the few permanent buildings.
Tents and booths formed haphazard rows, creating winding trails through the
village. The dirt paths were rutted, as if someone intentionally had driven a
cart through the mud just to make it more genuine, and each person seemed to
stick to their role within the fake caste system.
Vendors sold everything from leather boots
to swords and horseshoes, flower wreathes for the hair to custom clothing,
roasted nuts to sticks of lumpy, suspicious meats. One woman walked around as if
she were mad, screaming at the heavens in her muddy gown, crawling around in
puddles. Another stopped her to talk about dragon footprints she saw “yonder”.
There was even a procession of royal couples representing many European
countries. They rode horses and Leda was a little put off by the piles of the
manure some of the wretched creatures left behind for the rest of the crowd to
walk through.
All the women wore period dresses, from
peasants to nobility. The gowns hugged along chests and flared from waists in a
sweep of lightweight linen. The embroidered edges were simple to nonexistent on
the peasants, with more elaborate decoration for the fine noble ladies. Some of
the noblewomen even had jewels, glass bead belts and hair pieces over upswept
locks, which twisted into a complicated series of plaits and coils.
The men were no different in their
commitment to their roles, though they did have a more rugged appeal. Some were
dressed in amour, others in breeches and tunics ranging from the poorest of
villains to the richest of noblemen. Leda only knew what she did about this time
period from reading her mother’s historical romance novels in high school.
She looked down at her own noblewoman’s
gown and frowned. Tugging uncomfortably at the long sleeve of her overtunic
dress, she fidgeted to make it more comfortable. The gown hugged to her chest to
flare from her waist in a sweep of lightweight linen. It would have been cool,
but for the undertunic beneath. Embroidered edges lined her sleeves and squared
neckline. Along her waist was a chained belt of glass beads. The emerald green
was beautiful, she had to admit, but she didn’t belong in it. Leda couldn’t
understand those who thought they did. Sure, life could be boring, but what kind
of person lived like this? Day-to-day, on purpose?
However, regardless of how she felt, today
she was a freak, too. How did her boss ever talk her into this? Who ever heard
of going undercover in a Renaissance Faire as some sort of serving wench?
Already she’d been propositioned by a few of the knights. Clearly, sexual
harassment wasn’t around in the Middle Ages. Though, if she were honest, there
were a few knights she wouldn’t mind harassing a bit herself.
Actually, she was here for a very
important purpose—to catch some mace-wielding psychopath that had been killing
innocent women. Being that she was female, her boss didn’t like her working on
this assignment. Leda wasn’t one to let the fact she had boobs interfere with
what needed to be done.
A team of men, just as uncomfortably
dressed as she, also roamed the campground. She’d seen them several times in her
area and knew that their director had told them to keep an eye on her. Most days
she would’ve hated their over-protectiveness, but she’d seen the photos of what
the killer had done and she was lucky to have such devoted co-workers.
At first, the murders had baffled them.
What kind of object could inflict so much damage? But, thanks to the help of FBI
intelligence, they’d narrowed the weapon down to a medieval mace—a stick with a
chained ball of spiky metal on the end of it. Luckily, the man in charge of the
scientific team was into role-playing games, otherwise it might have stumped
them longer. After that, it was a matter of narrowing down known makers of such
period weaponry, matching metal content with shards found on one of the victims,
and here they were ready to catch a very bad guy.
And Leda was the bait—unofficially, of
course. She fit the profile perfectly—athletic in build, green eyes and long red
hair. All the victims even had a sprinkling of freckles over their noses like
she did. But, there were a few things she had that the victims didn’t—Federal
training, a gun and the innate ability to “feel” the future. She wouldn’t call
it foresight so much as a natural instinct that allowed her to be in the right
place at the right time. Beyond that mild psychic ability, she also could read
people—not their exact thoughts, but impressions of what they were thinking and
it wasn’t often that those impressions were wrong.
They have been a little off
lately, though, her brain reminded her.
Shut up,
she answered herself. A few bad calls don’t mean
anything.
Tell that to the pizza guy you drew a gun
on last week.
“Yes, yes,” the fortune teller droned, her
eyes lifting in her head as she made a whirling noise. The annoyance
successfully drew Leda from her thoughts.
Leda tried not to be too aggravated. She
knew there were tellers out there who didn’t act like this at all, and would
probably be offended by the way this woman was representing them, but it didn’t
make her a believer in such divining arts at tarot cards. Leda’s sister had been
into them as children, but the cards were merely a waste of time. Both of them
were much more in tune with the future without the use of visual aids. Psychic
ability was just something inside a person, a gift. It couldn’t be taught or
learned, though it could definitely be suppressed or nurtured.
The woman flipped over another card. “The
swords are strong with you. Very strong.”
“Ah, thanks.” Leda glanced down at the
strange spread of cards all neatly placed in a jumbled pattern. She hummed
softly, trying to remember what the swords were. Some distant memory made her
think nature, but she couldn’t be sure beyond that. Although, looking at the
layout, she saw a lot of the cards had swords on them. Too bad she was looking
for a mace.
“Hmm,” the woman shook her head and tapped
the table. “But look at this one. Not a sword.”
Leda glanced down, but the card didn’t
mean anything to her.
“The ace of cups is with the ace of
swords.”
Blackjack! She thought, wondering if the lady would appreciate it if she
said the joke out loud. Somehow she doubted it.
“Oh, yes, I feel it. Yes. Yes. Yes.”
Leda drew back as the woman’s voice grew.
If she kept it up much longer the passersby were going to think she was playing
footsy with the woman’s crotch under the table cloth. Leda drew her legs to the
side so they were within view.
“Mmmm, can you feel it? So much energy.”
The fortune teller began to sway.
“And that means …?” Leda prompted, hoping
the woman would stop the theatrics. The Bureau better reimburse her for this
job-related mental distress. The only reason she was sitting for the reading is
that the tarot sorceress had set up her booth next to the knights’ tent. It was
a perfect position to watch the weapons that went in and out of the place.
“Mmmm, the Ace of Cups and the Ace of
Swords, together like this means a new force will be entering you life, a
spirit—one of justice, yet love.”
I want to bring justice to the
women, and psychopaths often kill out of a belief of love. Hmm, maybe this woman
is gifted, Leda mused doubtfully. Her mother and
grandmother would be rolling in their graves if they knew she was even listening
to Madame Whatever-Her-Name-Was. They taught the females in their family to
cherish their gifts and not exploit them for cash—unless it was like Leda using
them for a good cause in her day-to-day work.
“Ah, love,” the woman repeated, smiling as
if she’d just predicted next week’s lottery numbers. Now that was something Leda
could use. “Love.”
“Let me guess, tall, dark and handsome,”
Leda said dryly.
The woman glanced to the side, her smiling
widening. “Mmmm, yes, I’d say so.”
Leda followed her gaze. Her heart nearly
stopped in her chest—a reaction that wasn’t exactly the most favorable in her
line of work. Only instead of the sharp pain of a bullet, it was the sharp stab
of instant attraction. Dark, sinful eyes were surrounded by a sea of wind-swept
hair. Deliciously thick muscles formed the most attractive body she’d ever seen.
It took her a moment to even distinguish that he was wearing chain mail and
breeches. He was one of the knights ready for mock tournament.
She’d seen the man before, walking the
grounds and this wasn’t the first time he met her gaze. Though they had yet to
speak, they exchanged smiles and a crystal-clear sexual energy a dead man could
pick up on. The man was definitely interested in her and she had to admit she
was interested in return. He was one of the fine specimens she was thinking of
harassing. What was he doing near her yet again? Was he following her?
“Yes, the swords are strong with you,” the
fortune teller said, her words a low hum to Leda’s ears.
Leda couldn’t pull her eyes away. A man
joined the knight, drawing his attention from her. She watched him laugh and
nod, before pointing in the opposite direction toward the tournament grounds. He
had a great laugh, so rich and full and happy, and an even better smile.
“But this Ace, it has a very strong
vibration near you. Can you feel that humming?”
Leda glanced over. The woman had her hand
out expectantly and Leda reached forward to put her hand in the woman’s. The
fortune teller placed it over the card. “There, feel that? This is the symbol of
opportunity. I feel that it’s close. If you stay open, it might even happen
today.”
“What might happen today?” Leda asked,
glancing back to discover the man was staring at her, his friend gone. All she
felt beneath her hand was a flat surface and if she, a mild psychic as she
referred to herself, couldn’t feel anything then there was a good chance there
was nothing to feel. A slow smile curled the knight’s mouth as she watched him,
making her thighs tighten in response.
“Truth. Justice—”
“Sanity?” Leda broke in wryly, unable to
help herself.
“No,” the woman said, letting go of Leda’s
hand. “Clarity.”
“Ah, my mistake.”
The fortune teller kept talking, but Leda
stopped listening. How could she pay attention when the man licked his lips like
he could taste her? Several knights passed behind him into the tent. Leda
glanced at them. Seeing a glint of a metal sword, her mind was instantly brought
back to her task. She was here to work, not stare at knights in shining armor in
hopes that he’d strike up a conversation.
Or perhaps she could do both .…
Glancing at the fortune teller, she pushed
up from the round barrel she sat on and said, “Thanks, Madam Saline, this has
been really… ummm … insightful.”
“That’s Sabena,” the woman corrected.
“Madame Sabena.”
“All right, then.” Leda didn’t care. She
set her eyes on the knight, her heart thumping violently in her chest, a
combination of nervous tension from approaching a man she liked and the
anticipation of going into “battle”. It was the same rush she got moments before
taking the bad guy down.
“My lady,” the knight bowed as she went
straight for him.
Leda’s step faltered. She didn’t expect a
Scottish accent. Too bad he didn’t have the kilt to go with it. She imagined his
legs would’ve looked good in a kilt. And reminded of the very naughty email
picture her sister forwarded to her showing what Scotsmen did and did not wear
under their kilts, it would’ve been fun to see if it were true. Now there was a
sword she wouldn’t mind seeing. It was her “card” after all.
She would be the first to admit that she
didn’t understand, nor get into, the whole Renaissance Faire, role-playing
thing. But seeing Mr. Knight towering before her was quickly changing her mind.
The weapon was a particularly nice touch to the fantasy world.
Fantasy world?!
Leda wanted to hit herself upside the
head. She was supposed to be here looking for a murderer, not entertaining men
in armor. Doing her best to focus on her assignment, she knew the best way to
get an escort into the very private knights’ tent was to flirt.
Hoping her butchering of an Old English
accent was adorable and not annoying, she said, “My lord, ‘tis a really big
sword thou have … hast … uh, there.”
He smiled good-naturedly and she was glad
he wasn’t as snooty as some of the others she’d run into at the fair. Didn’t
they know it wasn’t real? Jeesh! She’d even had one lady refuse to sell her a
hairpiece because she didn’t know the “proper” name for it and didn’t want to
stand around long enough to learn. The flower wreath had been for her baby
niece’s birthday, anyway. It’s not like she had time to go to a toy store with
the hours she’d been keeping lately.
“My enemies think so too, lass,” he
answered, lowering his chin. Her heart flipped a little in her chest.
‘Leda, you got something?’
Bret asked, his voice coming from the earpiece hidden by her hair. She lifted
her hand to the side, knowing his binoculars were on her. Lifting her hand, she
stretched her wrist in what looked to be an absentminded movement, signifying
that all was well and she couldn’t really talk at the moment.
“Is my lord—?” she began.
He leaned forward and whispered. “Sir. I’m
no’ a lord, merely a knight, and those who are noble might take offense to ya
saying so.”
“Ah,” she said. “Is my sir …?”
He grinned, a completely enchanting,
heart-thumping look.
“Oh, forget it,” she grumbled, losing the
accent. “I can’t flirt with you and concentrate on my horrible accent at the
same time.”
He arched a brow, as if surprised by her
forthcoming statement.
“Hi, I’m Leda,” she held her hand out to
him. “You may call me Lady Leda, as I so christened myself this morning when I
was getting dressed.”
He gallantly took her hand, leaning over
to brush his lips over her knuckles. Warmth caressed her and she knew he’d
opened his mouth ever so slightly. A shock of sexual excitement lit in her blood
at the kiss. She shivered as he let go, the moisture on her hand cooling in the
breeze. “I come from the future, in a time where the coffee pours freely and we
all take plenty of showers.”
He chuckled. “Are ya telling me I need a
bath?”
“What? No,” she quickly denied. The sting
of where his mouth touched her hand thumped a trail along her skin, like a snake
of desire slithering over her flesh, working its way slowly over her arm to her
shoulder and neck. It was as if the kiss continued, moving to erect her nipples
with longing and curl around her waist.
“You smell nice.”
You smell nice? Leda groaned. She
should’ve been able to come up with a better line than that—even if he did smell
great.
“Ya are no’ into this, are ya?”
“Is it that obvious?” she drawled,
laughing.
‘Leda, what are you doing?’
“A wee bit,” he agreed. “So, what brings
ya to our tournament on such a fine day, Lady Leda?”
‘Leda, it’s about time for the
tournament. Ditch the knight and get over to the bleachers.’
She grimaced.
“Lady Leda?” he asked when she didn’t
speak.
“Oh, the weapons.”
He gave her a look of surprise.
“I’m in the market for a sword and I
wanted to see some examples in use before I purchased one.” She glanced down his
body, unable to help herself, before looking at the tent. “I bet there are a lot
of swords in there.”
Following her gaze down and then over, he
nodded. “Yea.”
“Do you think you could …?” She batted her
lashes, letting her eyes dip down. It was an obvious ploy, they both knew it,
but that’s what made it so effective.
“Would ya like to see inside the tent, my
lady?” He offered her his arm. “I’m due in the lifts, but I can take ya through
after.”
“I’d like that.” She smiled. “Thank you.”
“Though,” he leaned forward. “I have to
warn ya, it’s no’ that interesting.”
‘Leda Williams, what are you doing? Do
you need back-up? What’s happening?’
Leda lifted her hand behind her back and
waved for Bret to shut up. They hadn’t been working together long and he
obviously wasn’t used to her tactics as of yet. Being a woman, there were
certain ways she could get things done that the men couldn’t.
“I don’t know about that. I’m plenty
interested.” Leda didn’t mean for the double meaning she implied with that
statement, but now that it was said, she rolled with it. She gave him a smile.
“Escort me to the tournament?”
“I can no’. I’m riding.”
Leda glanced back, seeing Madame Sabena
smiling and waving at her. The woman lifted her hand, blowing a small kiss
toward Leda. Biting her lips, Leda mumbled quietly as she lifted her hand weakly
to the side to wave half-heartedly back, “Okay, crazy woman. Hi. How ya doin’?
Yeah, we’re friends now ‘cause you read some cards. Okay then.”
“That’s no’ way to speak about a seer,”
the knight said.
Leda laughed and gave him a guilty look.
“Trust me. She didn’t see anything.”
“Ya did no’ like your future?”
Leda thought of the whole, ‘tall, dark and
handsome’ bit and smiled. “The future was just fine. It was how she went on
about my present that bothered me. Oh, and the part about the cards vibrating
was a bit silly.”
“Oh?”
“She said I work too hard, which is crazy.
So what if I work a lot of hours, if I love what I do and that doesn’t mean that
I work too hard.”
“And what is it ya do?”
“I’m a … ah,” Leda hesitated, knowing she
couldn’t tell the truth. “A barmaid.”
“Mmmm, a lady-serving wench,” he said,
grinning. “Well, wench, I’d be honored to take this tournament for ya.”
“What? Win the tournament for me?” Leda
felt giddy. There was something about this knight that made her forget she was
an agent and made her feel like a woman.
“Yea.” His smile deepened, reaching his
eyes. A thin thread of desire drew their bodies closer. She looked at his mouth,
desperately wanting to kiss him.
‘Leda! The tournament is starting soon.
You need to get in there. Stop fucking around and get moving.’
But now was obviously not the time. Bret
was the last person she wanted in her head as she made out with a hunky knight.
“And what do I get if you win?” she asked.
“Prestige.” He laughed.
“And what would you get?”
His laughter faded and he turned somewhat
serious. “A kiss.”
Leda smiled, nodding her head. “Okay, Sir
Knight, you have a deal.”
Gallantly he bowed and walked away,
whistling as he went into the knights’ tent. Leda stood, watching after him, her
body shaking slightly with desire.
“I told you. The cards never lie. Tall,
dark and handsome.”
Leda jolted in surprise, turning to see
Madame Sabena stood next to her. “We’ll see. It’s early yet and he’s got to take
the tournament first.”
Sabena laughed.
“What’s so funny?” Leda asked.
“That shouldn’t be too hard,” Sabena said.
“He’s been the tournament’s champion for nigh five years now.”
“Five year?” Leda turned around in awe to
stare at the tent.
“Mm-hmm,” Sabena said, chuckled knowingly.
“Come on, let’s go watch. The crowds always thin out during the main event
anyway and I won’t have any customers.”
Being roped by the fortune teller wasn’t
exactly how Leda wanted to spend the tournament, but what else could she do? She
glanced back at some nearby tents to see if any of the agents were following
her. Bret’s blond head poked up from around the side and he nodded once.
“This way, my lady,” Sabena said, dragging
her along toward the bleachers.
‘Right behind you, Leda,’ Bret’s voice
said. ‘Stay sharp.’